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(fry) the big brain laughed in triumph hahaha then for no reason he left earth forever. THE END, there now he's trapped in a book i wrote full of plot holes and spelling error's

(brain) the big brain am winning again i am the ''greetest'' now i am leaving eath for no ''raisin''


Submitted by Petty Pikey on 2009-01-31 23:16:49
(amys crying)
bender:whats wrong with her?!? somebody died or something!?!
leela:kifs dead bender.
bender:wohoo nailed it!


Submitted by henry young on 2008-11-10 15:15:44
fry:i cant play the holophoner anymore.
zoiberg:the music was in your heart not your hands!
(fry starts playing terribly)

zoidberg: your musics bad and you should feel bad!


Submitted by henry young on 2008-11-05 12:29:00
prof:good news everyone! we have a delevery...but you cant do it because my last crew couldnt and they where much better than you!
leela:hay!we're just as good as your last team!tell us the job and we'll do it!
prof:o.k. collecting honey,ordanary honey! leela:that dosent sound so bad!
prof:this is no ordiary honey!


Submitted by henry young on 2008-10-17 15:10:07
i did the 2 quotes under this message!

Submitted by henry young on 2008-10-17 14:57:07
bender:fry come quik its an emergency!
(fry runs in)
fry:WHAT! WHAT!
bender:shut up already calculons on t.v.!


Submitted by on 2008-10-17 14:55:06
fry:the bender i hated was good and the bender i loved was evil, how can i live my life if i cant tell good from evil?
bender:they're both fine choices whatever floats your boat!


Submitted by on 2008-10-17 14:47:11
bender:your full of crap fry!
(gets electrecuted)
bender:you make a persuassive argument fry!


Submitted by Henry Young on 2008-10-17 12:29:40
amy: someone you know must have died!
bender:I hope it was one of my enemies,those guys SUCK!


Submitted by Henry Young on 2008-10-17 12:25:37
Fry: yeah we talk about her leela's homeland all the time.
Leela:Really?
Fry:No. Burn!


Submitted by sarah on 2007-09-23 03:28:34
Fry:i thot u said that we shouldn't do anything that would change history.
Professor:another lesson in not changing history from mr. i'm my own grandfather.


Submitted by megan on 2007-09-23 03:24:46
Fry: (Falls into Pond of Honey in giant Space Bee hive)

Help! Help! I can't swim in honey as far as I know!


Submitted by Matt on 2007-09-04 11:28:50
is there some way we all make a big vote or something for it to come back or not...or is this just like a fan site waiting for glorious moment of the first release? i personally am really eagerly hoping that Futurama (probably the best show ever) returns. Lets all hope as hard as we can! :D

Submitted by Jacob Golle on 2007-08-25 02:07:06
(proffeser)- i have some very shocking news so anyone with a weak should leave right now...goodbye. (proffeser starts to walk away)
(Leela)- proffeser wait! the news!
(proffeser) wha?
(Leela)- the shocking news?
(proffeser)- o yes of course, i have some shocking news today so anyone with a -
(Leela) just say the news already!


Submitted by Jacob Golle on 2007-08-25 02:03:21
Hedonism Bot: Let us cavort like the Greeks of old!
[lowers voice]
Hedonism Bot: You know the ones I mean.


Submitted by Bob on 2007-08-24 16:11:39
Amy Wong: [crying] We're trying our best!
Bender: [yelling] Your best is an idiot!


Submitted by Bob on 2007-08-24 16:10:00
Glurmo: This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive

Submitted by Bob on 2007-08-24 16:04:05
Fry: Can I do the countdown?
Leela: Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.
Fry: Ten.
[ship takes off]
Fry: Nine.
[ship reaches the moon]
Leela: Okay, we're here.
Fry: [quietly] Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff.


Submitted by Bob on 2007-08-24 16:02:46