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Fry: yeah we talk about her leela's homeland all the time.
Leela:Really?
Fry:No. Burn!


Submitted by sarah on 2007-09-23 03:28:34
Fry:i thot u said that we shouldn't do anything that would change history.
Professor:another lesson in not changing history from mr. i'm my own grandfather.


Submitted by megan on 2007-09-23 03:24:46
Fry: (Falls into Pond of Honey in giant Space Bee hive)

Help! Help! I can't swim in honey as far as I know!


Submitted by Matt on 2007-09-04 11:28:50
is there some way we all make a big vote or something for it to come back or not...or is this just like a fan site waiting for glorious moment of the first release? i personally am really eagerly hoping that Futurama (probably the best show ever) returns. Lets all hope as hard as we can! :D

Submitted by Jacob Golle on 2007-08-25 02:07:06
(proffeser)- i have some very shocking news so anyone with a weak should leave right now...goodbye. (proffeser starts to walk away)
(Leela)- proffeser wait! the news!
(proffeser) wha?
(Leela)- the shocking news?
(proffeser)- o yes of course, i have some shocking news today so anyone with a -
(Leela) just say the news already!


Submitted by Jacob Golle on 2007-08-25 02:03:21
Hedonism Bot: Let us cavort like the Greeks of old!
[lowers voice]
Hedonism Bot: You know the ones I mean.


Submitted by Bob on 2007-08-24 16:11:39
Amy Wong: [crying] We're trying our best!
Bender: [yelling] Your best is an idiot!


Submitted by Bob on 2007-08-24 16:10:00
Glurmo: This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive

Submitted by Bob on 2007-08-24 16:04:05
Fry: Can I do the countdown?
Leela: Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out.
Fry: Ten.
[ship takes off]
Fry: Nine.
[ship reaches the moon]
Leela: Okay, we're here.
Fry: [quietly] Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff.


Submitted by Bob on 2007-08-24 16:02:46